I slept through last Saturday's grand opening party at Royale on Tremont Street, but I hear it was a blast -- my roommate apparently danced on stage with a midget. Never saw that shit at Roxy, son. Well, the regular sked kicks off Friday with FLASH, and I have no idea what it is or who the DJ is or whatever I don't care I'm sure it will be cool. I'll probably not get in there until Steve Aoki hits on April 23, or even when Public Image Ltd rips it in May. Either way, psyched. The early reports on Royale is that is a cool joint. With a bilion couches.