TMZ: Ryan Jenkins found dead

Spooky ass shit, as TMZ reports Ryan Jenkins found dead in British Columbia, RIGHT IN THE TIMESLOT where "Megs Wants a Milli" was supposed to air (Eastern Standard Time, kids). Meanwhile, "Megan Wants A Mortician" to begin filming immediately. I'd comment more but I'm currently enraptured by "My Antonio." (No I'm not, I'm listening to "Hot Rocks" and reading the MOJO Britpop Special.)