Megan Wants a Murderer? VH1 contestant a "person of interest" in death of model

So let me get this straight: According to TMZ, the guy who may have won VH1's "Megan Wants A Millionaire" is a suspect in the murder of his wife, may have stuffed her in a suitcase and then ghosted up to Canada??!?! Talk about a rating bonanza for VH1. Very tragic news about Playboy model Jasmine Fiore, and I'm not making a joke about a girl being killed, but of course shit like this happens to involve a VH1 show. Daily News has more details.

From the TMZ story linked above: "Jasmine Fiore was found in a trash bin in Buena Park last Saturday morning. She was first reported missing by Jenkins on Saturday night. A police official told us they fear the 32-year-old Jenkins, a resident of Calgary, may be fleeing to Canada... Jenkins was a contestant on "Megan Wants a Millionaire," which airs on VH1. We're told he was among the final contestants, and may have won the show. The winner has not been announced on the show, which is currently airing."

Shit, 12 Pack didn't need to murder nobody. Mr Boston wouldn't do this kind of shit. Even Bay Bay Bay ain't THIS kray-zay. MeganWAM was pretty tame and I kind of lost interest, but I sure as fuck will tune in now to see how Ryan Alexander Jenkins rolls about town. Jeez Louise, these shows just keep going all next-level on us. I don't even know what to fucking say.

If all this turns out to be true and Jenkins is the culprit, will he get his own spin-off from prison? "Fugitive of Love"? Lockup of Love"? "Real Chance of Conjugal Visits?" Ugh, WTF!!!!!!