Halloween is such a drag.

Nothing quite like putting the ex's otherwise useless leftovers to good use. While I stepped out for a bit last night, Michaela V took over. Judging from all who threw up just a bit in their mouths, I think she'll be a recurring theme.

More to come on last night in a few days once the dust settles, but it was clearly the greatest event I've ever put on. Unreal. Thanks to The Daily Pravda, Televandals, The Honors and The Chemical Smiles for one hell of a party. Photos, video and the standard hyperbole TK. But last night, in just mere moments, I went from this...



to this...



Spooky world, indeed.