Douchebag Sound Guys on Tour: the Musical

Yeah you know, I really hate to hold it against a band when their sound guy is a scrawny-ass cat-raping douche-toothed Moby-lookalike cunt doll from motherfucking Scotland, but We Were Promised Jetpacks and the Twilight Sad really need to find better people to work with. That's all. There is no musical, sorry for the false alarm.