While I'm still blown away by the amazingness that was last night's premiere of "The Tool Academy" (I still don't know what a Matsuflex is -- doesn't Dice-K do that when he warms up?), along comes the new video from Morrissey. Clearly still stuck in his "Vegas Era," it's a fairly boring video for a fairly boring song. But stick around post-video, and peep the commercial for "One Ton Son." Creepy as fuck. I thought all Brits were as skinny as Jarvis Cocker?!?