So at 2 p.m. Thursday, Sen. George Mitchell will release the eagerly-awaited Mitchell Report, which will likely name major league ballplayers who have used illegal steroids. While this day could be huge for baseball (or reveal very little, continuing this cat and mouse game with the American public), every time I hear the senator's report, I think of one man*.
And that man is Joe Don Baker. To quote the great MST3000, "How do you like your Scotch?" ...By the quart, of course.
(* With all due respect to former NL MVP Kevin Mitchell.)