Wednesday, December 12, 2007

the real Mitchell

So at 2 p.m. Thursday, Sen. George Mitchell will release the eagerly-awaited Mitchell Report, which will likely name major league ballplayers who have used illegal steroids. While this day could be huge for baseball (or reveal very little, continuing this cat and mouse game with the American public), every time I hear the senator's report, I think of one man*.

And that man is Joe Don Baker. To quote the great MST3000, "How do you like your Scotch?" ...By the quart, of course.

(* With all due respect to former NL MVP Kevin Mitchell.)


  1. Have been hitting refresh on for the last hour and nothing yet...want to see the list...not that I care I just want to see if AROD's name will grace the top or not...I don't think it will but you never know

  2. I think A-Rod's Ok... I think we'll see the usual suspects: Bonds, Tejada, Gibbons, Chavez, Glaus, Joe Don Baker, etc...