Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Aerosmith contest: Open for Aerosmith
Hey that sounds cool, right? No dice. Aerosmith's latest cash-grab is a contest where fans can "open up" for Aerosmith on their tour, and by "open up" we mean play fucking Aerosmith songs on fucking Guitar Hero on fucking stage at the fucking Comcast Center. Heard that sound? That was a shotgun blowing my face off.