Monday, March 9, 2009

Worst Song of the Year already wrapped up

...with a heavy consideration for Worst Song of the Decade. That's right, I'm talking Third Eye Blind's latest pop abortion, "Non Dairy Creamer." The dude who made this YouTube clip sums it up better than I could. Amazing shit right here.
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  1. Zack WellsMarch 9, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    truth...yet I still like this better then Get on Your Boots or Human. hmm

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  2. Zack WellsMarch 9, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    They call it KFC
    Cause it's not really chicken
    Ha
    Cheetos for breakfast makes a young student sicken
    Do you ever think someone's tricking you (x3 echo)

    And the guy in the pulprit is a begot and a liar
    Some kid walks in to my school and opens fire
    Heard any good jokes lately?
    Cause we sure do need 'em
    My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom

    [Chrous]
    So what's it gonna be?
    Are you real to me?
    Or are you non-dairy creamer?

    A new love
    Is burning up in me
    Cause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD (woah! )
    And you can buy yourself some implants (hahaha)
    But you can't buy a sole-thread level launch (what's that?)
    With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?
    With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?
    What are you so afraid of?
    What are you so afraid of?

    What's it gonna be?
    Are you real to me?
    Or are you non-dairy creamer?

    And two gay guys got married
    And brought the family to it's knees
    How did they blow us to smitherines
    Just a couple of queens
    How did they do it, I'm tellin' you now
    They brought marriage to an end
    And I found myself some culprits
    It's two young gay

    Republicans!
    Young Gay Republicans
    Young Gay Republicans
    Young Gay Republicans

    What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)
    Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)
    Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)
    Creamer? (creamer)

    What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)
    Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)
    Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)
    Creamer?

    Mission Accomplished
    Mission Accomplished
    Mission Accomplished
    Mission Accomplished

    (Woah! )
    (Sincerely I want to thank everyone for listening)
    (Thank you all)
    (Thank you all)



    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF

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  3. Michael MarottaMarch 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    How I long for the days of "doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break."

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  4. AaronMarch 11, 2009 at 5:25 AM

    I think they're on to something here. Insert every possible reference to a potential issue someone may currently have - disordered eating, weight trouble, being a republican, the war in Iraq, STDs, gay marriage, normative discontent, saturated fat, and genetically modified foods - and you're bound to hit on something a listener has been thinking about.

    Or, something.

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