truth...yet I still like this better then Get on Your Boots or Human. hmm
They call it KFCCause it's not really chickenHaCheetos for breakfast makes a young student sickenDo you ever think someone's tricking you (x3 echo)And the guy in the pulprit is a begot and a liarSome kid walks in to my school and opens fireHeard any good jokes lately?Cause we sure do need 'emMy punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom[Chrous]So what's it gonna be?Are you real to me?Or are you non-dairy creamer?A new loveIs burning up in meCause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD (woah! )And you can buy yourself some implants (hahaha)But you can't buy a sole-thread level launch (what's that?)With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?What are you so afraid of?What are you so afraid of?What's it gonna be?Are you real to me?Or are you non-dairy creamer?And two gay guys got marriedAnd brought the family to it's kneesHow did they blow us to smitherinesJust a couple of queensHow did they do it, I'm tellin' you nowThey brought marriage to an endAnd I found myself some culpritsIt's two young gayRepublicans!Young Gay RepublicansYoung Gay RepublicansYoung Gay RepublicansWhat's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)Creamer? (creamer)What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)Creamer?Mission AccomplishedMission AccomplishedMission AccomplishedMission Accomplished(Woah! )(Sincerely I want to thank everyone for listening)(Thank you all)(Thank you all)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF
How I long for the days of "doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break."
I think they're on to something here. Insert every possible reference to a potential issue someone may currently have - disordered eating, weight trouble, being a republican, the war in Iraq, STDs, gay marriage, normative discontent, saturated fat, and genetically modified foods - and you're bound to hit on something a listener has been thinking about.Or, something.