Saturday, September 29, 2007

The NHL wants to kill itself

OK, real quick: What the fuck is with the Los Angeles Kings and Anaheim Ducks opening the NHL season in London, five days before the regular season starts? The Devils have a preseason game tonight, and two West Coast teams are playing on the other side of the Atlantic in a country where hockey is nothing more than slang for a toothless Camden tranny. Playing in Japan makes more sense for these two teams than playing in England.

And now the game is delayed because the fucking LIGHTS in the arena don't work. The announcers are baffled – they’re talking ragtime as the arena tries to GET THE LIGHTS TO WORK. This is an NHL game, and the lights don’t work. I didn’t know the Long Island Ducks were back playing in Commack Arena.

Jesus, what the motherfuck is wrong with Gary Bettman? Why does the NHL have such a death wish? What is happening to this sport? At what point do I just not care anymore?

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