Suck City: Tom Brady

I've never concealed my bromantic love for Tom Brady, who could miss the remainer of the season after reportedly tearing the ACL in his knee yesterday against the KC Chiefs.

Seriously, WTF. Saddest shit ever. After last season (the most stressful undefeated campaign of all time, followed each week by the asterisks and cheating accusations, and culminating in a face-rape of a Super Bowl), this is the worst thing that could have happened. Screw Dante Culpepper, Sand Cassel and Chris Simms.

My boy will be ok, right? TELL ME MY BOY WILL BE OK. *sigh*