So yeah, I've been MIA lately. Trying to figure out what to do next in life. I'm making a point to prove to F. Scott Fitzgerald that there are, in fact, such a thing as second acts in American lives... Eat it, Gatsby.
Meanwhile, in today's Boston Herald column: Stone Gossard wants fans to plant trees, and Bret Easton Ellis' "American Psycho" will be made into a musical.
Can't believe I was able to write "Plant trees and get Stone'd for free."