So, on the front page of the Boston Globe today is this photo, in which a dude appears to BE SMOKING A FUCKING BLUNT next to the statue of Red Auerbach. Maybe it's a cigar, but uhhhh, that shit looks like a re-rolled Philie packed with magical izm. Note the uneven thickness, the saliva-dampened filter-less tip and the way it burns squarely (instead of with a curve) at the end. Dude looks kinda blazed, too. Go go go Paper of Record!
For, you know, perspective: