Online gossip bible D-Listed tells me that my beloved just-about-washed-up Miss Daisy de la Hoya is chillaxin with Dave Navarro. Daisy's not exactly the "Classic Girl" Jane's sang about on "Ritual" when it was ok to listen to "Ritual," but fucking christ Daisy, DAVE NAVARRO?!?! Really?
In the fast-paced world of fey, straight dudes pretending to be gay, there is really one golden rule: Never wear makeup, particularly around the eyes, if you have facial hair, particularly a beard, or in human toolbag Navarro's case, A FUCKING GOATEE. How is this allowed? Christ, someone pack a bowl or something.
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