Showing posts with label Chicken Strip Seahorse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicken Strip Seahorse. Show all posts

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Someone put the last Boston Phoenix issue on eBay...

... aaaaaand someone bought it. For $15. Plus $5 shipping.

What is this I don't even. To quote Phoenix editor Carly Carioli, "Maybe we haz biz model after all."

I guess it's cool, but still kinda weird. I suppose there are a bunch of people outside of Boston who would like to either A) Get their paws on the final issue and B) See for themselves the glossy magazine we relaunched as back in September. Hey, people: if you want any copies of the Phoenix, holla at ya boy. Maybe the Goth Issue will jump in value if Peter Murphy keeps getting arrested. Maybe the Britpop Anthem issue will be in demand now that Noel Gallagher and Damon Albarn have made peace. Ok, maybe not.

People always want the last of everything. The only thing that sucks is that we had no idea this was the last issue while we were putting it out. While I stand behind every music section I assigned, compiled, and edited each week, I will admit this was a strange, maybe disjointed week of coverage. For fuck's sake there was a lead feature on KMFDM (though I was proud of my "A drug against bore" headline). A What's F'N Next on Disclosure. A lead album review on Marnie Stern. Cellars by Starlight local column on Schooltree (who was also my final guest on WFNX's Boston Accents).

Of course, we never got a chance to put to print the following week's issue, which was a bit more cohesive and boasted now-online-only features on Fidlar, Thao & The Get Down Stay Down, an interview with Rex of Pantera (the follow-up to our crazy Phil Anselmo Q&A from the second Metal Issue), a Cellars on Slowdim, album reviews by BrownBird and Wavves, and of course, my interview with Brett Anderson of Suede. Woulda been cool to see that one on a magazine page.

Oh well, whatever forever.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

:::: Michael V's Top 40 Songs of the Decade ::::

And to close things out, here it is. No snarky commentary*, no hyperbole, no YouTube clips. Just a list of my Top 40 songs of the 2000s, a decade spent mostly in Boston (all but eight displaced months) and a time where I grew into the repressed-but-remarkably dressed person I am today. This is the shit. (*Might add commentary over the weekend, but it's NYE and I have shit to do...)

Top 40 songs of the 2000s,
by Vanyaland's Michael V


1. Kelly Clarkson “Since U Been Gone”

2. Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Maps”

3. BM Linx “Understanding Orange”

4. The Walkmen “The Rat”

5. VNV Nation “Beloved”

6. The Stills “Still In Love Song”

7. The Killers “Somebody Told Me”

8. The Strokes “The Modern Age”

9. Passion Pit “I’ve Got Your Number”

10. Pela “Lost To The Lonesome”

11. The Knife “Heartbeats”

12. The Rapture “House Of Jealous Lovers”

13. Miley Cyrus “See You Again”

14. Soviet “Candy Girl”

15. The Information “A Simple Plan”

16. Cascada “Everytime We Touch”

17. Franz Ferdinand “Michael”

18. Lady Gaga “Poker Face”

19. The Killers “Smile Like You Mean It”

20. Bloc Party “Banquet”

21. JJ72 “October Swimmer”

22. Adult “Hand To Phone”

23. Protokoll “Moving Forward”

24. Silversun Pickups “Common Reactor”

25. Fischerspooner “Emerge”

26. The Killers “Mr. Brightside”

27. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club “Love Burns”

28. VNV Nation “Standing”

29. Rihanna “SOS (Rescue Me)”

30. My Chemical Romance “Helena”

31. Sigur Ros “Olsen Olsen”

32. Hercules & Love Affair “Blind”

33. The Libertines “Can’t Stand Me Now”

34. Justin Timberlake “Sexyback”

35. Interpol “PDA”

36. Lady Gaga “Bad Romance”

37. Morrissey “Irish Blood English Heart”

38. The Kaiser Chiefs “I Predict A Riot”

39. Doves “The Man Who Told Everything”

40. Pela “Tenement Teeth”

xoMv.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Chicken strip seahorse eBay update

After two days on eBay, viewed by 37 prospective buyers, I am saddened to report there have been zero bids so far. I repeat: zero bids. America will wait in line for a free .79 cent taco, but no one wants my seahorse.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

The Chicken Strip "Seahorse" hits eBay

Clearly, I've lost my mind. But yes, I fully expect someone to bid on this, even if it's just $5. I will admit I'm doing this solely for entertainment value. Bid now, bid often, and we'll see you a week from today, seahorse fans!

Thursday, October 25, 2007