LeBron James hitting up Rumor

Now for something completely ridiculous, to ease the weight of the last post -- My roommate DJs at Rumor on Fridays, and this Wednesday, LeBron Fucking James is rolling up to the club for some party. What?!! I'm totally going to join LeBron's entourage. After reading all the things Bill Simmons writes about LeBron's nightlife tornado, I want to feel that gust of wind. I heard he rolls mad deep...