Suede live in concert in Provincetown

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa not THAT Suede, no, it's the folk bitch who forced the greatest rock band in the world to add "The London" to its moniker back in the '90s. There's already been talk of driving down to the Cape and pelting this Robert Plant-lookin' tranny with sealed copies of "Dog Man Star." Jesus H Piss, this is too funny. I almost spit out my Earl Grey when this arrived in the ol' inbox.

LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!! Hahahahahahahahahah, "she rocker, you're wasting your time!" Ohh, one night only -- and thank heavens!