"How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you"

I don't have a source for this (stolen from Facebook*), but I'm still feeling lazy/busy and I kind of suspect Lola of plotting my death lately. Also, I kinda want that first cat pic with the skull and crossbones thought bubble as a tattoo. Huh. Click to enlarge for full-effect, and by full-effect I mean actual ability to read it. (* If you want to claim it, go right ahead...)