More important shit -- Ray J's seed

I know, I know -- why am I wasting my precious space on U2 ("boring person's Beatles" was my FNX money shot this morning) when there is more important shit going on. Like Turkey Hair Shawn's motherfucking MELTDOWN on Tool Academy this weekend, the sheer suck-titude of Rock of Love Bus and now the news that Danger was impregnated by Ray J during the first week of taping America's new Best Television Show, For the Love of Ray J. Too much news!