Back on the scene, crispy and LOLclean

Back from Florida, all tan and relaxed, and welcomed to the newsroom by the Herald's FRONT PAGE APOLOGY to the New England Patriots, and an angry Christian rock band from Georgia questioning my status as a "reporter." (I love it when people use quotation marks, especially religious folk from Hotlanta).

So what could bring a smile to my devilish, I <3 Boston (Cuz I do, I really do!!) shit-eating face this morning? Oh, Jezebel to the rescue! LOLcats are so fucking 2007. LOLvogue is where it's at this season. Moddles be dammed!