Rock of Love 2 kills me

I’m exhausted after tonight’s Rock of Love episode, where we are left with a 37-year-old* soccer mom (Ambre), a rubber fallen angel who once fucked CC DeVille (Daisy) and a purple pending lawsuit with tits (Destiny). Nice top three. He should just go back to Heather, who he had to send home after it was clear she was drunkfucking with the leftover skanks. I don’t think we’ve seen the end of Heather. This shit won’t work out with any of the remaining tran-umvirate, so we’re either destined for Season 3 or Bret’s running off with last year’s runner-up. Ok.

But it was nice to see Bret showing his compassionate side tonight, overlooking the slut-tastic tidbit that CC DeVille (most likely) "unskinny bopped" Daisy Duck back when Poison couldn’t draw dick on tour (ie the '90s). Open up and say ah, Bret, because It was a House of Whores, and it turned into a House of Horrors. History repeats itself.

It’s truly amazing the spawn of a Real Doll and Janice from the Muppet’s Electric Mayhem is in the Top 3, but there’s something about Daisy that I love. And it’s not the Nightmare Before Christmas tattoo.

Tonight we say goodbye to RoL's Baby Without a Well, Jessica, who was too good for this show anyway. But before she ghosted we saw her varsity golf talents, shedding some light as to why she dated Bagger Vance, who dropped by the house last week.

Hey also, who paid for the ad for Boston pop-sprite Casey Desmond around 8:40pm during Rock of Love on VH1? Cool to see a local musician on VH1, even if it’s through paid advertising.

*Up next, the always entertaining Parental Visit, where we find out Ambre is 37!!! Oof. But she doesn’t look a day over 42. Am-Bray! Am-Bray! Am-Bray!